MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?

Obviously, pets are pretty unsanitary, they can't talk, and would be way cooler if they could live free in the wild (where animals SHOULD be).



But we all know White chicks are freakishly obsessed with pets.



What are some pet-related stories a man could tell to one of these babes in order to convince her he's into pets?MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?Ok this is a true story=] when I was a kid I had a couple pets that were bearded dragons named Maximus and Spaz. Well I tried build an outside cage for them and Max got out and disappeared into the wilderness (I lived on a 30 acre parcel of woods). I was soo sad and bummed out cause i couldn't find him=[ Then even worse we moved about a 3 hour drive away but kept our house there. Well 8 months went by and my dad just got back from the parcel before I got home. I walked in and he said "there's a big macs in the oven" and I looked in and there was Max!!! Alive and healthy. Lived in the wild for 8 months in frickin MN!! So lucky he was found!! the end =]MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?
Obviously you don't know the difference between domesticated and wild animals. I say, educate yourself first and then stay with your own kind. Most Black chicks...not all, but most don't dig pets of any kind.



That should be right up your alley...MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?Bitter?MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?
....................MEN ONLY POLL: When dating a White chick, what kind of fables could you make up about pets to make them happy?I have a puppy and a million dollars. kiddin