I've tried teaching my dog Samson about Jesus but he doesn't seem to understand. My cat Ruth seems to be afraid of being baptized. None of my other pets seem to be interested in showing love for the Holy Father. Are they worshipping false idols? Is there hope for them?How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?Actions speak louder than words - much louder in this case.
Walk the walk of Jesus. Exude love to all and everything, every minute.
Life for you will change dramatically and your animals will be your
greatest followers. Except the cat may sleep through it all.How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?
You must try harder brother, lest your pets suffer eternal damnation! Try bribing them with treats first, and if that doesn't work, try to scare them into religion by holding them over the stove by their armpits as a metaphor for hell. I shall pray to the God of Ramen Noodles that your plight is not in vain.How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?http://www.reformed.org/documents/index.鈥?/a>
Question 84. How is the kingdom of heaven opened and shut by the preaching of the holy gospel?
Answer: Thus: when according to the command of Christ, it is declared and publicly testified to all and every believer, that, whenever they receive the promise of the gospel by a true faith, all their sins are really forgiven them of God, for the sake of Christ's merits; and on the contrary, when it is declared and testified to all unbelievers, and such as do not sincerely repent, that they stand exposed to the wrath of God, and eternal condemnation, so long as they are unconverted: (a) according to which testimony of the gospel, God will judge them, both in this, and in the life to come.
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Can your dog repent? Only Humans can be save or not save. All others will
return to dust-trees, animals, old heaven and earth.How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?
Just share the Word with Sampson - God will worry about His understanding.
Keep preaching to Ruth but you can't force her to be baptized - it's a choice.
I'm not sure what types of other pets you have but I doubt you can actually understand their language enough to know when they are Praising God or praying for you.
Find the Bible on CD (music or spoken) and play it to them.
Jesus returns on a horse so you have to figure there is some animals in heaven right?How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?omg! That reminds me, my friend told me about this really smart border collie on youtube I'm supposed to look up. She said the owner trained it to say prayers at night....
You need a bible printed in their language. German for a German shepherd, Welsh for corgis, Chinese for Pekingese, French for poodles and so on. All cats are originally from Egypt, so you will need a Egyptian bible for the cat.How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?
Oh no! I hope your dog bites the living mess out of you! Maybe your cat should scratch you when you try to read the Bible to her. And she will definitely rip you to shreds if you try to baptize her.
my pets worship me! i feed them, keep them out of harm's way, and make sure they're super happy all the time! yours should worship you, as well
have a nice day.How do I get my pets interested in God's Word?
kitty is obviously a catheist, puppy is afraid you'll trim his coat and he'll lose all of his strength.
I'm sure you have tried teaching them to read other books, that is certainly putting a gifted mind to use.
Hmm, . I've thought about this for a second or so. My cats remain heathens no matter what I say. You should try the "Kibbles and bits" exorcism.
The reason there can be no atheists is that God has all-knowledge in the midst of an eternity of eternities...?
The Bible deals with the relationship of God and us, humans; nothing about pets.
Frankly, we small furry animals have other things to do. Such as enslaving the human race. (Cats are already close to achieving this.)
For sure, your cat MUST be baptized, try again until you succeed.
Don't for get all the insects that are on your property. You are responsible fro there well-being.
Please troll elsewhere.
Put Catnip inside it.
Cover it in gravy.
Animals have a place in Heaven dear, just not all human beings......
They don't have souls, so you may's well try to interest your car, or XBOX in the Bible.
the lord dwells within all of us
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